I recently started a bible study with some friends and we are in the process of studying what the bible says about creation as compared to science. My wife sent this to me today so that I now know for sure what happened!
The first “senior moment.”
First Person: Вы говорите Россию?
Second Person: Мало. Я всегда считал, что хорошо, чтобы изучить пути своего противника.
First Person: Yes, it is!
Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year
Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville
NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) – President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.
Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.
In Nashville , country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama’s selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song.
But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to accept this year’s Heisman Trophy.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.’
‘Yes,’ the class said.
‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?’
A little fellow shouted,
‘Cause your feet ain’t empty.’
Dennis “The Computer Guy” Wilson
Ok..so it has nothing to do with computers….I just liked it.
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